Sleeping Bag-Job

Opposite of a Bag Job. Implying that the person in question has an attractive face, but with a very unattractive body, and so in order the sleep with the girl, a sleeping bag must be used to cover up the body and complete intercourse.

I'd fuck Erin, but she'd have to be a sleeping bag-job.

by ErinBagJob May 24, 2021

Sleeping Beauty

“ Sleep is Beauty and Beauty is the beast”

REFERS TO SLEEPING BEAUTY
I have no idea I just said somethinge and it sounded deep

by cb_14 September 6, 2021

Silenting

To put a phone on silent, mainly when there is a large amount of calls or notifications taking place from an unwanted source. An act of ignorance.

'I am silenting so I can finally have some peace in this loud world.'

by thatannoyingpersonyouallknow July 2, 2023

Sleeding

The bleeding of a sloth, or a any species in the sloth family.

"That sloth is really sleeding after it was attacked by a tiger"

by Slothmonger December 17, 2008

Sleeping Bag

When one sleeps on their testicles in a position that upon awakening makes the sac sore.

Last time I had sleeping bag, I could barely get out of bed!

by firerabbit November 12, 2010

Sleeping Vagina

Slee'ping Va'gi'na n. A mentrual male that is temporarily dormant, though if awakened could at any given moment spray massive amounts of blood. It is generally best to let "the Sleeping Vagina lie"

Right now Derek is in sleeping vagina mode, but Im really afraid he is going to become a bloody vagina again soon.

by Loretta Turner December 31, 2008

sleeping suprise

a man and a woman covered in mud find a hibernating bear and they have sex with it they then run into town totally naked screaming "I had sex with a bear!" then they go swimming in a pool of lemonade

sleeping suprise is in the urban dictionary

by Anonymous October 23, 2003