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Screaming shits from hell

When you eat McDonald's, Taco Bell, and Chinese Food all in one day and the end product is The Screaming shits from hell
by Channman March 5, 2017
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Meatball shits

Meatball shits; when you shit in your friends toilet and leave two meatball sized shits for him to find them later.
Hey bro I just left some meatball shits in your bathroom (make sure he/she is stoned asf so they forget you told them)

(Ashton kay Taylor )
by Kasen bjorhus May 7, 2019
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Detective Shitshow

A term to describe someone who is dumb or annoying when they state/realize something obvious. Normally said sarcastically.
Dumb friend: Wait, humans are mammals!??!?
You: No way detective shitshow
by Legs4DaysAndDays November 18, 2022
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machine gun shits

When you start shitting out turd after turd and it sounds like a machine gun.
Dude, kyle said he had the machine gun shits after he had mexican food last night.
by IM THE ASS MAN! July 10, 2016
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clap your shits

To slap or smack another's person buttocks in an endearing or flirtatious fashion.
"Damn ma! Look at that cake! Imma clap your shits!!"
by smartyfartybitch February 7, 2017
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Pootie and the Blow Shits

A 90's alternative rock band led by frontman Darius Rucker characterized by songs that all sound exactly the same with no discernible words, vowel sounds and guttural noises.
"You catch that Pootie and the Blow Shits concert last night? I fucking love that A-E-I-O-U song!" "Fuck no, I was too busy drinking cough syrup at the Pottery Barn!"
by Hit you with a brick April 29, 2019
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Bumble Bee Shits

The result of pounding preworkout containing beta-alanine and having to take a violent shit while at the gym. Your skin itches like there are bees crawling underneath your skin and it feels like you're shooting them out of your ass while the sweat makes you slip and slide on the toilet seat.
"Hey bro what are we doin next set?"
"Hold on a minute I gotta bad case of the bumble bee shits"
by silkguy October 31, 2019
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