Wet Spooning

The act of putting a wet tea spoon in either the instant coffee or in the sugar (or both) - leading to congealed clumps and bits of coffee in the sugar.

"I caught Gary wet spooning again this morning, someone really needs to have a word with him, it's not on."

by Septic Boy November 8, 2017

Southern Spooning

The act of spooning in which the little spoon is facedown in the bed and the large spoon is on top.

“Did you hear about Jenny’s accident. She suffocated while southern spooning with chad.”

by Escriben March 28, 2020

School shooting

Something that might happen to me

Bro why are there cops outside??
Me: we gonna get shot (school shooting)

by XxtentioncantbeAtmexx December 17, 2021

Long Distance Shooting

The cyber-sexual act of a male finishing off on his webcam while his partner watches via Skype.

Because he couldn't give Dolly a facial, Lloyd got her on Skype and did some long distance shooting.

by makeitsoundsexy June 7, 2016

shooting the moon

to move out in the middle of the night when you can't pay your rent. Usually items you own, like furniture, are left behind because you're leaving so quickly. Chiefly British, used by George Orwell in 'Down and Out in Paris and London'.

"because we're shooting the moon at 2:30 this morning, we're only taking the smallest, easiest to carry things with us."

by Big Orange August 11, 2007

Shooting the fade

:Is basically a fist fight commonly used in the area of Bayonne NJ.

Guy A;Yo Marc always trying to shoot the fade with little ass kids.

Guy B;Shooting the fade is in his blood man.

by Gmasterhomeslice April 11, 2011

shooting the shit

A hard-line extremist approach to clearing dog shit from the streets involving firing off a six-shooter at random turds, scoring points for every piece of shit shot. Each competitor has 36 bullets and ten minutes.

I was shooting the shit until the cops busted my ass for shooting a dog wile sitting and its' enraged owner. I'm getting 20 to life.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004