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Life Alert:What the fuck do you want u lil shit
Girl:CODY SIMPSON JUST POSTED A SELFIE I'M UNDER CARDIAC ARREST!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!
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Life Alert:What the fuck do you want u lil shit
Girl:CODY SIMPSON JUST POSTED A SELFIE I'M UNDER CARDIAC ARREST!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!
Life Alert:OMFG
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A man who only give a fuck about him self , Bring all his drama to a new relationship, wail lying to his baby mother who he live with. Afraid he will loss everything ask the new girl AKA the love of his life to cover for him... dirty ass loser
A man who only give a fuck about him self , Bring all his drama to a new relationship, wail lying to his baby mother who he live with. Afraid he will loss everything ask the new girl AKA the love of his life to cover for him... dirty ass loser
Him, You my soul-mate the love of my life..
Me, prove it to me ...
Him, I cant wrong timing baby,
Me, You are one selfish man
Me, prove it to me ...
Him, I cant wrong timing baby,
Me, You are one selfish man
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