selfie

When someone takes a picture of themselves and posts it on Facebook,Twitter,ect.

Girl:HELP LIFE ALERT!
Life Alert:What the fuck do you want u lil shit
Girl:CODY SIMPSON JUST POSTED A SELFIE I'M UNDER CARDIAC ARREST!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!
Life Alert:OMFG

by PomGetsLeWi-Fi October 6, 2013

selfishness

That which motivates the will.

"Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves." -- Gene Fowler

by Killing Kittens May 22, 2004

selfitis

A diseases where an ugly person takes selfies to make themselves feel better

Did you hear..usama suffers from selfitis

by fgyi May 17, 2014

selfie

When someone takes a picture of themselves looking ugly or funny and sends it to their friends to get them to laugh. People who do this are not trying to look good and usually don't. The typical selfie face involves a peace sign and duck lips.

*sends weird looking selfie to friend* "OMG I'M SO PRETTY!!!!"

by earnestl October 2, 2011

Segilola

Segilola is a special type of coconut; invisible in the dark but otherwise an exceptionally diplomatic bi-nutter.

Chinklies thought he saw the faintest outline of a Segilola but infact it was just his imagination playing with the darkness.

Gibbers was tasting the coconut and sensed some nuttiness, then she realized it was a Segilola

by Dirty imo's June 8, 2011

selfish man

Bryan E. Velez,

A man who only give a fuck about him self , Bring all his drama to a new relationship, wail lying to his baby mother who he live with. Afraid he will loss everything ask the new girl AKA the love of his life to cover for him... dirty ass loser

Him, You my soul-mate the love of my life..

Me, prove it to me ...

Him, I cant wrong timing baby,

Me, You are one selfish man

by The new girl =) January 16, 2014

selfiethon

Lots of selfies taken in a short amount of time. Selfie + marathon

That guy stole my phone and went on a selfiethon!

by pseudo12 April 19, 2014