Scalping

To be fucked by a group of 3 or more bald men at the same time.

Violet - “Omg last night was crazy, we were fucked by 3 bald guys!”

Louise - “Yea it was quite the scalping! I’m still sore”

by millzio January 1, 2023

schlong

dick

he has a massive schlong

by ehaidva May 1, 2023

schlöng

The schlöng (common name) : The schlöng is a type of silly stupid person that makes a lot of mistake without knowing fear or shame. The schlong is always having fun, whether of himself or the others. The schlong has very deep introspection that can never be expressed, that's why its braincells would stink like death if it were to be extract from him/her. The smell is unimanigable.

To schlöng (verb) : to stink from the inside.

The schlong him/herself : Do you want to play ping pong ?
A friend : No, because you're schlönging.

by Anne Thon May 9, 2023

schlong

a SCHLONG is another funny word for dick,Penis,cock,Meat rod, and the sexual sword!

Guy 1: Wanna see my Schlong ;)
Guy 2: What the fuck do you think i am a porn star?
Guy 3: LEMME AT IT
Guy 1: Alright come here and suck it bitch

by BigFatDicklol June 21, 2023

schlonga longa

A person with a long ass ding dong, dick, penis, phallus, gentalia even.

Wow, that guy in that tree has SUCH a big schlonga longa!

by David(BFDI) August 6, 2023

schlingter

Someone who has sexual intercourse with their grandmother often, with it being their only form of sexual release

He's upstairs with nan. He's a schlingter, you know.

by Eli Ruebenheimer October 19, 2023

schlong

most people don't know what a schlong is, but @amplifiedpoop2 on twitter does. please go ask him to clarify if it is needed.

"amplifiedpoop2 on twitter keeps posting about schlongs"

by dumbasjax January 4, 2024