stones 

1) Shorthand for the Rolling Stones.

2) plural of stone.

3) Multiple people who are stoned. An uncontrollable mispronounciation.

"Mick Jagger is a member of the stones"

"I threw stones at the cats"

"Yup, weis all stones rights now!"

stones by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

swallowing the stones 

to eat a man's testicles, by sucking them dry.

Yo my girlfriend is so good at swallowing the stones.

swallowing the stones by lucajamesalexjoeryan January 12, 2008

stonerific 

(adj.)being a terrific person who also happens to smoke marijuana.
(adj.)something that is euphoric and quite terrific.

She's pretty stonerific.
That art show was stonerific.

stonerific by Tochtli Yohuac March 10, 2009

Stoner's Eyelash 

The stoner's eyelash is something a person may get after smoking marijuana or other substances from a bowl. When the face is too close to the bowl and the lighter starts to drift towards the face, causing the tips of the eyelashes to change color and become bristly.

Dude I was so high that I just drifted into the lighter and now my eyelash is all brown and crispy.

I hate Stoner's Eyelash

Stoner's Eyelash by ebrown326 May 7, 2011

Stoner Burger 

a stoner burger is a mcdonald's double cheeseburger with the innards of a hot and spicy mcchicken inside it. don't use the buns from the mcchicken... it makes it too bready.

"what's for dinner?"
"i dunno.... let's just get some stoner burgers."

Stoner Burger by miyukichan September 27, 2009

stoner music 

Stoner music that is fun to listen to under the influence of marijuana. Stoner music covers everything, not just stoner rock. Because of the subculture-association with cannibus, hip-hop, metal, reggae, and a few other notable genres can fall under the unbrella. Some essential stoner albums over the years include:

Pink Floyd-Dark Side of the Moon
Tool-Aenima
Alice in Chains-Dirt
Jimi Hendrix-Are You Experienced?
Bob Marley-Legend
The Beatles-The White Album
Nine Inch Nails-The Downward Spiral
Frank Zappa-Apostrophe(')
The Grateful Dead-Fallout from the Phil Zone

Jenni thought that Queens of the Stone Age sucked, but she was just sobered up and needed some stoner music. After a few bowls, she was at the record pickin' all their shit up!

stoner music by David Bates October 1, 2006

kauai stoner hoe 

Usually wears stained Tank tops. Hooks up with creachers. Gives head for a nug. Can find fucking with random chicks in star bucks threatening to call one aunty hoi. Oh don't get me wrong there pretty hot. But filled to the rim with stds.

Holy shit did you see those kauai stoner hoes crawling all over patrick and jamal at borders. intense

kauai stoner hoe by jkpeckerface March 15, 2009