turtle sticking it's head out

The feeling you have when it's time to take a shit and the turd is starting to poke out. Most annoying when you are far away from a bathroom.

"I've got to find a bathroom fast...I got a turtle sticking it's head out!!!

by Uncle Lee May 22, 2016

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Swizzle sticking

The act of shoving a swizzle stick or similar object down an erect penis urethra, for enjoyment and or sexual pleasure: also know as cock stuffing,

I hurt my penis as I rolled over, I forgot I was swizzle sticking the night before and had left it in

by Paulcan2 March 23, 2021

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Stinking Sanchez

During intercourse, inserting your finger in your lovers anus and smearing their feces above their lip. Thus they receive a shit mustache.

The asshole gave me a Stinking Sanchez in bed last night.

by Psyphilis April 24, 2009

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A stinking gizzard is a drinking establishment (that may or may not serve food items) that notoriously elicits derogatory remarks from customers pertaining to a characteristic stench that most often emanates from the male and female bathrooms (if there is a distinction) with the stench often consisting of aromas most often associated with urine, feces, vomit, sex, and regurgitated food.

Note that the noun phrase "stinking gizzard" may be preceded by the definite and indefinite determiners ('the' and 'a' respectively). "The stinking gizzard" is often used when there is a particularly salient drinking establishment that is notoriously 'a stinking gizzard'.

Hey man, we're going out to the stinking gizzard tonight. The place is rancid but at least the beer is cheap.

by Foster Stone May 30, 2010

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