The act of lathering one’s behind with a bar of soap and racing with One or more competitors in a communal shower by sliding along the lathered behind
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by DarcyFromDuluth April 18, 2023

Meaning: I'd rather be dead or I feel terrible.
Origin: Comes from the John Wayne movie true grit. Some horses were going to be sold to somebody to be made into soap, instead the characters buy the horses and ride them until they die. Instead of being rode until they died, they probably would have rather been soap.
Origin: Comes from the John Wayne movie true grit. Some horses were going to be sold to somebody to be made into soap, instead the characters buy the horses and ride them until they die. Instead of being rode until they died, they probably would have rather been soap.
by Darkwing Duck 2010 January 7, 2011

The act of hiding behind a shower curtain while person, or persons is going to the bathroom while viciously shadow jerking. When person is about to wash their hands, jump out and ejaculate on hands of person screaming FOR THE MOTHERLAND!
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