shfifty five

The only real way to say 55.

SHIGGITY SHIGGITY SHWANG SHFIFTY FIVE!

by Rhymenocerous 5000 February 12, 2009

shfifty five

the title of a great song by group X. used to mean something epic and awesome.

Jenny: Dude, I just caught a fly with my chopsticks.
Maria: That's soo shfifty five.

Tom: *darts throught the sliding doors right as they're about to close*
Jeremy: *begins singing the song shfifty five*

by ur girlfriend May 1, 2010

Shifted

Slang term for make out

“Damn I shifted that girl out back”

by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020

Loose Shifter

One who presses too lightly on the "Shift" key, thereby causing breaks in strings of exclamation/question marks.

Loose Shifter: THATS SO COOL!!111!!!!1

Annoyed Person: You are such a loose shifter.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Pole shift

When a female needs to change male partners in order to achieve sexual gratification.

That prostitute pissed me off when did a POLE SHIFT and went to my homie to finish a her nut. Bitch!!

by madmike135 May 6, 2010

Granny Shifter

When you transition from being sexually attracted to people similar to your age to only exclusively wanting to fuck grandmas.

"Damn Edna got dat ass"

"Bro don't tell me jon is a granny shifter"

by TheReaperOfQueefers April 8, 2021

Go Go Gadget Stick Shift

Go Go Gadget Stick Shift...
Go Go Gadget Gear Shifter...
Go Go Gadget Crotch Rocket...

it means to get hard, to get an erection,

Go Go Gadget Stick Shift...

by blthrskt April 29, 2009