noodle rubber

Another slang term for lesbian, gay, LGBTQ, or anyone you hate.

I was sitting in a restaurant and i saw 2 ladies in birkenstocks and flannel shirts and thought to myself, them some Noodle Rubbers.

by UnlovelyTomb June 30, 2017

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by ♥🗺☠ May 20, 2021

Rubbermade

To be the result of a faulty condom or improper use of condom. Typically used to describe unwanted kids and accidental pregnancy.

Guy: "Oh shit the condom broke!"
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "I'm kidding, I don't use condoms".
Girl: "!!!"
Guy: "Well at least it wont be a rubbermade baby...Peace!"

by Dick Thimble November 5, 2010

ruben

very awesome hilarious down to earth loves only 1 girl always n' forever

ruben loves his chula

by pimp89 April 12, 2009

rubbers

An Australian term for an eraser.

An American term for a condom.

1. "Arrgh, Tom I made a mistake, can I borrow your rubber?"

2. "We're having some fun tonight, make sure you get an extra large flavoured rubbers"

by Merinda May 27, 2007

Ruben

One who re-introduced joy and happiness to a sad, lifeless lil girl from TX. An amazing individual who is a true blessing from above. Kind, gentle, sexy, smart, and funny to say the least. One who deserves all the happiness in the world and will get it if he dares to open up his heart again. Last but not least, the man that I am madly in love with.

There's only one example...Ruben himself.

by His Precious February 4, 2010

Rubber wolfing

The act of performing oral sex on a woman (aka: eating pussy) whilst wearing a football mouthpiece

Person A: I know Jonny and Susan are into weird stuff, but what were they doing in the football locker room last night?

Person B: They were rubber wolfing like the 2008 Detroit Lions.

by Trayzon March 1, 2009