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Philosophers from Aristotle,Plato to Hegel have given us religions and therefor nothing else but chaos. Therefor the teaching of realosophy will give us peace on earth.I am a realosopher!
A realosopher is a practioner of the ultimate truth and reality.
by Realosopher May 8, 2021
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Realosopher

A Realosopher is a person who knows the wisdom of actual existence and the knowledge of ultimate truth.
A Realosopher knows the difference between the truth and a lie.
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realtide

realtide is a black person who enjoys jerking off to nigger faggot gay porn
im a realtide and i enjoy fucking black people
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Realta

someone who is so cool that anyone who comes near him will freeze to death because of how cool he is.

he’s also got such good taste it’s terrifying, a recent statement from him “yes i read jojo part 8, yes it was peak fiction
there’s Realta! he is so cool!
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Reality

What the actual fuck?

Iam "This is ridiculous. I was asleep (quite peacefully I might add) and was thrown into a meat prison. Bone and organs just-a-sloshing around. Existing perpetually in-between the physical and conceptual realms. Not to mention the social, moral, and psychological elements. I have a variety of designations. I am 'This one' (and not other's). Number ???-??-????. There are other ones. There's an imposition on me to interact with them properly (which I have not been doing... AT ALL). INDEFINITELY. Or else one (or several) of them are going to drain my flesh-sack (and not in a good way... Or possibly in a good way🤔) or lock me in a cage. OR I'll be excised from the conceptual realm through cooperative or individual non-association and be imprisoned in my own solipsistic conceptual domain. Not to mention the inevitable imposition of another one's will upon me. My mind may or may not function properly AND there is a degree to which what constitutes 'functioning properly' is subjective. Could also get locked in a cage as a result of EITHER of those things. There's a historical element. This (the bifurcation of existence into the physical and conceptual realms) has been happening for 50,000 years and there is a canonical and narrative interpretation of the events that have transpired. This applies at (both) a group and individual level. Biological elements.
I need to maintain my rat/pig/monkey-mech-suit and the maintenance (in and of itself) has social and psychological implications. And why is it happening? Reality monster. The general consensus is reality monster. The other ones are pretty stoked about it. Some people don't believe that it's reality monster but it's more-likely-than-not just reality monster. Because why would it not be? Seems pretty damn reality monster-y to me. About which I (personally) am not particularly enthused. Then there is the persistent insinuation that I am not properly doing what it wants. That's the religious element. Then there is the personal element. This one's existence has a canonical interpretation over time. The other ones are aware of this one and react to it's existence. This takes the form of this ones favorite writers referencing this one in their writing or speech. And this is all just the baseline level of analysis that is required to interpret all subsequent information received. I could go on but I'm running out of characters... Do I go that about right or is my grasp of reality off?"
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reality die

Reality die refers to a constant need to say fuck you to reality and be glad it'll die one day
Man I really hope reality dies soon
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Reality film

A genre of non-narrative film that documents purportedly unscripted real-life situations, and often stars unfamiliar people rather than professional actors.
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