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Philosophers from Aristotle,Plato to Hegel have given us religions and therefor nothing else but chaos. Therefor the teaching of realosophy will give us peace on earth.I am a realosopher!

A realosopher is a practioner of the ultimate truth and reality.

realosopher by Realosopher May 8, 2021

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Realosopher

A Realosopher is a person who knows the wisdom of actual existence and the knowledge of ultimate truth.

A Realosopher knows the difference between the truth and a lie.

Realosopher by Realosopher May 11, 2021

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Related Words

realosopher • Realosophy • Zealosopher

Realosophy

The thought or wisdom of actual existence

Have you heard the lecture on Thee Divine Realosophy?

Realosophy by G'ity August 5, 2019

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Zealosopher

A person who has just learned something new and immediately believes they understand it better than anyone else. They argue their perspective with newfound confidence, often without full mastery of the subject.

“Dave started reading about quantum mechanics yesterday, and now he’s lecturing us like he’s Einstein. Total zealosopher.”

Zealosopher by Judas Longfellow March 4, 2025

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

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Chancla

The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.

My mom hit me with a chancla.

Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014

Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

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