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Philosophers from Aristotle,Plato to Hegel have given us religions and therefor nothing else but chaos. Therefor the teaching of realosophy will give us peace on earth.I am a realosopher!

A realosopher is a practioner of the ultimate truth and reality.

realosopher by Realosopher May 8, 2021

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Realosopher

A Realosopher is a person who knows the wisdom of actual existence and the knowledge of ultimate truth.

A Realosopher knows the difference between the truth and a lie.

Realosopher by Realosopher May 11, 2021

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Realosophy

The thought or wisdom of actual existence

Have you heard the lecture on Thee Divine Realosophy?

Realosophy by G'ity August 5, 2019

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Zealosopher

A person who has just learned something new and immediately believes they understand it better than anyone else. They argue their perspective with newfound confidence, often without full mastery of the subject.

“Dave started reading about quantum mechanics yesterday, and now he’s lecturing us like he’s Einstein. Total zealosopher.”

Zealosopher by Judas Longfellow March 4, 2025

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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