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Realosopher 

A Realosopher is a person who knows the wisdom of actual existence and the knowledge of ultimate truth.
A Realosopher knows the difference between the truth and a lie.
Realosopher by Realosopher May 11, 2021
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Realosophy 

The thought or wisdom of actual existence
Have you heard the lecture on Thee Divine Realosophy?
Realosophy by G'ity August 5, 2019

Zealosopher 

A person who has just learned something new and immediately believes they understand it better than anyone else. They argue their perspective with newfound confidence, often without full mastery of the subject.
“Dave started reading about quantum mechanics yesterday, and now he’s lecturing us like he’s Einstein. Total zealosopher.”
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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