Realosophy 

The thought or wisdom of actual existence

Have you heard the lecture on Thee Divine Realosophy?

Realosophy by G'ity August 5, 2019

roflosophy 

A statement that is meant to sound philosophical and deep, but is in actuality obvious, ignorant, or it just amounts to nothing.

Guy A: You know, if you really think about it, Darth Vader can be seen as a metaphor for technology corrupting the world and turning all of us into soulless machines.

Guy B: How long did it take you to come up with that theory?

Guy A: About 3 hours. I also realized that we all have a Dark Side, and the Force is just love.

Guy B: ROFLosophy!

roflosophy by Bartleby O'Finnigan October 15, 2009

realosopher 

Philosophers from Aristotle,Plato to Hegel have given us religions and therefor nothing else but chaos. Therefor the teaching of realosophy will give us peace on earth.I am a realosopher!

A realosopher is a practioner of the ultimate truth and reality.

realosopher by Realosopher May 8, 2021

Realosopher 

A Realosopher is a person who knows the wisdom of actual existence and the knowledge of ultimate truth.

A Realosopher knows the difference between the truth and a lie.

Realosopher by Realosopher May 11, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004