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Walker, Texas Ranger

1. Half-wit action melodrama, staring Chuck Norris and mostly produced by his brother, that ran on CBS from 1993-2001. Dismissed by most as bad TV. The show enjoyed very good ratings and syndication sucess with a faithful fan base. The very bad action series also benefits from a cult following that sees the series as possibly the worst TV show committed to film. This fan base also watches the show, but they watch as if they are watching a Saturday Night Live skit, laughing out loud at constant unintended humorous moments due to the lame execution of the premise and heavy-handedness of the show. The show also gained notoriety through clips being played on Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien.
Walker, Texas Ranger is to artistically good action TV as Naked Gun is to artistically good action film.

Jerk Ranger 

Only the biggest MC's can be or are called Jerk Rangers
people who are commonly called jerk rangers tend to fuck Shit Up FSU all over the school yard. When people try step to you trying to jerk at you level they run away in embaressment !
Because once you pin drop you come back up and say bitch sit the FUCK down cause you can't handle this.
fail jerk ranger : *tries to pin drop*
Jerk Ranger : *Pause, step now do that Advance Reject then pindrop*
Fail jerk ranger: :'( runs away crying
Jerk Ranger : Thats right bitch, you just got JERK'd
Jerk Ranger by Jerk Ranger December 8, 2010

Yellow power ranger

Some Asian bitch who dates lesbians and try's to be cool on instagram
Person 1: Did you hear about that girl who cheated on you

Person 2: Yeah, with a yellow power ranger
Yellow power ranger by cswman05 November 10, 2016

Qpr (Queer Park Ranger) 

A person who you occasionally hook up with or mess around with when you’re lonely, bored, or horny.
Is he your fwb?
Nah he’s my qpr (queer park ranger)

airborne ranger 

short for "i want to be an airborne ranger!", generally done while banging one's head into some solid, hard object. This is generally done when frustrated or just trying to avoid a female superior. Based on the ability of airborne rangers to jump out of planes with or without parachutes on to get away.
"Johnson, get those reports in by 5."

"Yes maim." (banging of head, I WANNA BE AN AIRBORNE RANGER!)
airborne ranger by Tigo August 9, 2007

forest ranger position 

Standing up like a tree while your partner "inspects" your wood like a forest ranger.
Me and my girlfriend got in the forest ranger position.
forest ranger position by beno October 1, 2003