roflastc

rolling on the floor and smelling the carpet

'oh me and lucas were just roflastc-ing, come join us'

by shortshortstuff February 21, 2012

rofl

online internet expression, rolling on the floor laughing

Sam: is that ur cawk simon?
Pete: its so small!! rofl!!

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

rofl mao

Things that are really hyped up but are then gigantic failures, so much so that its funny. E.g. The great leap forward, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, The Rockies in the world series.

During the great leap forward the communes claimed to be producing surplus amounts of food when actually they were producing much less, resulting in a famine which killed enough people to compare to the holocaust. ROFL MAO!

by Bootsy Colins November 16, 2007

roflagasm

noun
an uncontrollable laughing fit. often causing tears of laughter, rolling on the floor and generally arousing attention.
the ultimate extreme of laughing!

'oh my god that was so funny, i nearly had a roflagasm!'

'oh god look at him having a roflagasm'

by holly roberts July 21, 2007

roflbate

To "roflbate" is to "rofl" (rolling on the floor laughing) while masturbating. You can either start masturbating then begin rolling on the floor or you can begin rolling on the floor then start masturbating.

You must always start rolling before you climax and you must always masturbate until climax.

"Oh my God! Lock the door when you're roflbating, Jesus Christ! I can't believe I walked into you mid-roflbate, gross."

by zman4554 December 14, 2008

ROFL

The act of laughing so hard that you pee a little bit.

Isaiah- "Did you see Jez trip over that bench?"
Micah- "Yeah, I ROFLed!"

by CountryBoy95 August 1, 2011

ROFLAPMP

Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Peeing my Pants

Dana tell that joke and I started ROFLAPMP

by Luis Castro May 16, 2006