Quarf

When a female farts and is sitting slightly back enough that the fart bubbles up the front side.

Sometimes it may sound the same as a queef, but it most definitely is not. Usually happens when sitting on a wooden stool or bench. Easier to achieve on a solid surface.

I totally just quarfed. It's came up the front, bubbled on its way up, and tickled a little bit.

by ASTAN June 1, 2014

Quadfecta

TjOmega told me to make it a word so i did. It's like trifecta, but 4 instead of 3

It's the last day of the kamen rider W... Quadfecta? Is that a word? Someone make that a word.

by Sethtaros September 3, 2017

Quarf

The act of vomitting

After a night of heavy drinking, I wasn't surprised to learn I had quarfed in front of everyone.

by MissMeag April 14, 2019

Quaf

Meaning a queer, awkward feeling.

"Dude, don't touch my leg ever again. You gave me the quaf!"
"This place is so quafy!"

by Jesenis February 21, 2009

dusty quiff

The act in which you are too old to actually queef anylonger- and a bit of dust poofs out upon quiffing. AKA a senior citizen queef.

Nancy dusty quiffs often.

by Kimlicious April 2, 2009

Quiff

Revamped version of 70s style coiffure haircut involving at least two rat tails.

If your hairstylist recommends a quiff, kill him.

by Wifey McBeatey June 2, 2007

you are a quffa!

(pronouced kuwoffa)
someone who is a little bitch

you are a quffa!! or he's takein you for a quffa!!

by adsl July 18, 2007