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saucy pumps

Saucy pumps are the magical hip thrusts the male makes after orgasm during coitus. After ejaculating into the female, he uses his own man sauce as a lubricant. This creates a wormhole in the vagina that leads to Valhalla, in which the male may feel sensations that his penis is being vandalized by a cornucopia of Valkyries noble enough for Odin's table in the best way. Often times, the sensation is so great that the male returns to a prime state of engorgement and may continue to pound himself (and herself) into a realm in which only divine beings and people who have taken a lot of DMT have reached.
D: Yo dude I got saucy pumps last night..
B: NO WAY? How was it?
D: I saw Jesus drinking das boot with Adolf Hitler and Tom Hanks.
by onewiththesauce November 16, 2014
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pump boy

A lesser-known entertainer (usually a DJ) that attempts to pump up the crowd in between acts at a festival.
Let's go get a drink, I can't stand what this pump boys play'n
by scaglad January 13, 2022
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gorilla pump

When she is jerking you but her hand is squeezing super tight and it hurts, also; her hand starts at the very base and goes to the very tip.
She gorilla pump me,, now my dick is hurtin!
by isiahlikesitweird May 19, 2018
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Shaan Pump

Shaan Pump is a fictional rapper created by Shaan Sibal in 8D3 in Mrs. Johnson's class in Canada. Shaan Pump is a really trash rapper and calls all his teachers his besties. He goes to the studio to record tracks produced by 21 Hunter and InderBoomin.
Shaan Pump is the worst rapper in history.
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Sweet Pumps

The sex appeal that one gives off, the more you have, it becomes sweet pumps. It's the sex they want from you.
Guy 1: Dude, that chick was lookin' at you...

Guy 2: Yeah she totally wants my Sweet Pumps...
by Diego the Mook March 4, 2008
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pump to the head

when your playing fortnite battle royale and you get shot in the head by a pump shotgun, usually said by famous youtuber Zach Fisher
by Zach fan May 15, 2018
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pump slut

An employee to many pumping companies and loyal to none
I'm just a pump slut mate
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