procrastafarian

Someone who smokes pot when they should be working.

A procrastafarian may also procrasturbate extensively.

Get any thing productive done today?

No, I'm a procrastafarian. Being productive is against my religion.

by Heinous May 2, 2006

procrastination

A philosophy based on the premise that ignoring problems will make them go away.

He was an ardent follower of procrastination.

by Procrastimaster December 28, 2005

prociate

to appreciate.

can you do me a favor? i'd sho prociate ya.

by nappyafrochik April 5, 2003

Proclasstinate

To procrastinate, with class.

Hey, if your gonna procrasinate you might as well be classy about it! Proclasstinate.

by Kar3n January 28, 2009

procrastabortion

The term for what a mother does when she wants an abortion but keeps procrastinating on it. She either keeps pushing it back until the baby is born, and it is too late, or have the abortion much later than she is supposed to.

ex.)
Mom: Nina, please stop procrastaborting! You have to get rid of this baby before high school starts!

Nina: Maybe later. I'm way too tired.

Mom: Oh, you and your procrastabortion.

...

6 months later, Nina's baby is born.

by PJ Queen August 15, 2009

Proctoid

Someone that needs a set system to do his task. Has had a process fixed into his ingrained into his mind and functions only that way.

That guy at work is such a proctoid, if it's not written down or we haven't showed it to him yet; he can't figure it out.

by HnkNWav March 3, 2009

procrastibate

to procrastinate aka waste time by masturbating

when johnny got home, he would procrastibate and do his hw later that night

by carlord0 October 14, 2009