Drinking Paint

Consuming a dangerous chemical

Don’t start Drinking Paint or you will die

by Jesus is watching you sleep June 9, 2020

Ceiling Painter

A male, usually a teen or twenty something, who is such a virile, semen machine, that he’s able to to bust a copious nut several feet into the air.

My Grindr hook up was a ceiling painter. Glad my face was not in the line of fire. I may have lost an eye.

I prefer a ceiling painter as opposed to a dribbler. How’s your prostate by the way?

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020

sniffing the paint

When you sniff a girls vagina so hard her pussy lips get sucked into your nostrils and she orgasms.

Jenna got drunk last friday and told her girlfriend's Garrett spent the whole thursday sniffing the paint.

by BigPapiDaddyGrande May 13, 2015

2 Pint Warrior

A British stereotype that works on a building site and spends all his earnings at the local pub. After 2 pints he will fight innocent civilians as an attempt to attract a female mating partner. If successful he will then father a child, occupy a council house and claim benefits.

"look at that 2 pint warrior fighting on the dance floor"

by bellchug July 31, 2007

paint it black

song by the rolling stones during the vietnam era, it rocks

ever heard paint it black, if you have, YOU RULE!

by M6D September 1, 2004

paint the town red

To engage in a wild spree.

Origin: The alussion is to the kind of riotous behavior that results in red blood being spilt.

K: I'm pissed. Wanna go paint the town red tonight?
J: Let's do it.

by Kaileyxx July 26, 2005

Printer Shit

The event in which one's printer shits out large quantities of paper. This could be the cause of a productive night of cramming a paper, printing a book, or the fact that one's printer randomly prints excessive amounts of paper.

Mike: How did your project go last night?

Brannon: My productivity levels on this project were so high last night that my HP Photosmart Premium took a huge printer shit.

by ifoamatthemouth October 23, 2011