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Portuguese Penis Predicament

The girl you are hanging out with casually brings up the Portuguese Penis she had to see first hand.
Friend 1: Hey, I heard you were hanging out with a girl last night, how'd it go?!

Friend 2: Well my friend, i fell prey to the good ol' Portuguese Penis Predicament.

Friend 1: Aw, that sucks man, was it big?
by deftone_dude October 19, 2011
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Predatorvoke

PRED-TA-VOKE

To promote the interactions between a pedophile/child predator, usually by the jailbait/prey. The minor will provoke the pedo to talk sexually to, without even being sexual. S/he could say "go away and leave me a lone you perv" and the predator will hear that she wants his penis badly.

Commonly used online, where the predator/prey rates are higher than ever. Many "prey" will actually get lulz from this predavoking, but it could end up badly, so we do not encourage this at all.
1."Did you hear about the new fad that Terra started? It's called predatorvoke. You find pedophiles and start a conversation normally. Then, if you get tired of hearing they want your body, tell them to go rot in hell. If they heard "OH FUCK ME BABY!" then you're good at predavoking.

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by thedevilherself July 21, 2009
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pred rage

"Pred rage" is a phrase used to describe rage and other emotional responses to the drug prednisolone (pred), a corticsteroid commonly used in the treatment of various chronic illnesses.

Pred rage may be worse when increasing or reducing doses of pred, and other than anger is also described as lack of tolerance and patience.
Don't go in there, she's got pred rage badly today!
by SSAU November 20, 2010
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Predator

A maneuver performed after sex while your partner uses the bathroom to clean up, you take a shit in your hand and cover your face like Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator and hide behind the bed and jump out and scare them.
I gave her a predator in the bedroom and she did not approve!
by Fensler May 8, 2019
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sexual predator

A liquor shot made of equal parts Stoli Raz, Stoli Blu, and orange Sparks energy malt liquor. Named because it is sweet and disgusting at the same time. Add a sugar rim and a cherry for a more appealing look.
Guy1: Yo I wanna get Tina drunk so I can hit it tonight but she doesn't really drink.
Guy2: Give her some sexual predators, she'll be begging for it in no time.
by eddiered April 1, 2008
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Child Predator

Hannah Robertson is the real definition of “child predator
by Hannahr28950 December 2, 2018
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Piedmont

A multicultural, racially diverse community surrounded by Oakland, CA.
The only prevalent gang in Piedmont are the "$outh $ide Ballaz," also known as the P-town hustlas. This well-known gang is said to originate in Southern Piedmont, more specifically in the King/Farragut/$ea View Avenues. Piedmont is no place for wiggers/honkeys/wannabes/punk ass skaters, only true pimps wont get a cap in their ass.
Dont fuck wit the homies in P-town, or $teve-0 and Ma$ta Nick will bust a cap in yo ass.
by $teve-0 and Masta N$ March 10, 2005
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