A fat greasy pig like office worker who goes home to his one bedroomed flat every night to have a pot noodle & to masturbate furiously to pornagraphy containing young teens.
The pot noodler boiled the kettle,made his pot noodle, took a sharpe knife to the bottom of the Pot, twisted so there was enough room to slide his funghi cock slowly into the noodles as his skin burns and his semen flows.
by darloborn&inbred July 24, 2010
Get the Pot Noodlermug. by Dolphins are better December 13, 2016
Get the pot kettlemug. by Kenny the cop April 26, 2006
Get the pot scrubbermug. by B. Hanback January 14, 2010
Get the Pot Buttermug. 
a word used by people who don't smoke weed to describe people who do smoke weed. also, people who want to fit in with stoners and have only smoked weed once will call themselves potheads in hopes that people will think they smoke a lot, even though a true "pot head" would never call themselves a "pot head"
i do not call myself a pot head because i actually smoke weed. also, pot heads and crack heads are very different, but people who use the word "pot head" tend to not realize that, and end up calling anybody who smokes anything a crack head.
by krevin April 29, 2007
Get the pot headmug. n. a person that will only smoke the finest pot; refusing to smoke ditch weed or any other sort of "low grade" pot.
"Mandy, call Ryan and see if he can get us ANY smoke, we're out!" said Jace.
"But Bob will have better smoke than Ryan, lets just wait a few more days till we find Bob, I don't like Ryan's bad smoke." said Mandy.
"Mandy, You are such a POT SNOT!" exclaimed Jace.
"But Bob will have better smoke than Ryan, lets just wait a few more days till we find Bob, I don't like Ryan's bad smoke." said Mandy.
"Mandy, You are such a POT SNOT!" exclaimed Jace.
by Jace R. April 13, 2007
Get the pot snotmug.