poobear

Euphemism for vomiting. Said for the benefit of those who have bad memories/mental images, or a general phobia of the sound/smell/sight of vomit. The idea is that you replace the ugly word with one which sounds infinitely more positive.

OMG I just had to poobear, that guy's eye just fell out.

This shit seriously makes me poobear.

by zakwar May 18, 2010

Pootering

Pootering is the use of a laptop, or similar computing devices, while on the toilet.

Yeah, I took care of those emails while I was pootering on the shitter.

by New Horizon February 27, 2011

pootasher

derived from the shadow created from a moustache made out of pre-pubescent fluff on the face of the Autistic artist "Hugo Jones"

Yo dude, check that dutty Pootasher up on that cretin there

by wag1kittykat June 5, 2011

Pootman

Pootman is a word to describe a male with a small penis who over compensates by acting insanely confident. This confidence is all just a facade and there the all talk no game type. Normally they exgerated there skills greatly and act like a dick 90 percent of the time. The other 10 percent of the time they are sleeping alone.

Hey stay away from that dude he’s kinda a pootman.

by lil Bumpis 20 May 29, 2018

Pooter

Vagina

God my girlfriends pooter is the best!
My pooter itches like crazy

by Peener peener March 4, 2018

Pootnanny

Double up anally on a milf daughter set

'Imma keep it all in the family with a good old fashioned Pootnanny on this mom and her daughter'

by Bonrok March 21, 2021

Pooter

A person or creature behaving in an irritating or unintelligent way.

A person knocking your pen on the floor- "You bloody pooter!"

by Freddy Davis July 11, 2005