ping me

A term used widely on IRC. To ping someone is to send them a packet of data and record the time it takes for their PC to respond. This is meseared in miliseconds, and the lower, the better.

Dude, i r teh pingz j00!

rofl! w/e

woah sheet, 23ms!

by Nick June 23, 2004

ping ping

The way of saying "^^" in real life situations.

Man 1: Check out that cake!
Man 2: Oh my god! Ping ping!

by Gatefold May 8, 2007

ping

a tiny, unstimulating, unfulfilling and unpleasurable penis

I was laying there when he poked me with his ping. I didn't know what it was until he pointed it out.

by JJ12629 March 4, 2009

Ping Pong

When the word 'Ping' is called amongst friends/people, it means the person has an item, be this food or drink, they no long want. The first person to reply by saying 'Pong'. That person then receives the pinged item.

Not to be mistaken for ''Bing Bong'' Which refers to passing a joint or the bong amongst pot smokers.

Person 1- *I'm no longer hungry for this amazing sandwich that I have in my possession, I will pass it on using Ping Pong*

Person 2- *Man I'm starving. I wish I had an amazing sandwich to eat*

Person 1- ''PING!!!''

Person 3- ''PONG!!!''

Person 2- ''Damn it!!!''

by AC1D_Hampster October 6, 2010

Ping Fao

A juicy dog and/or Pokémon, usually roasted and salted. Often hunted using a skateboard.

"No Leeroy! I can't believe you made my juicy ping fao faint! Oh well, we'll just grind up its bones and smoke 'em!"

"Dude! Come skating with us!" "No man I can't. I broke my board on a juicy ping fao yesterday!"

by §§°º¿█■τ♫ May 17, 2007

strip ping pong

To play a nice game of ping pong.
The consequesnces of losing are to strip naked either after:
A) One has one the game
B) One has forfeitted the game

-or-

you just take off an article of clothing per time your opponent gets a point

Jimmy and Sara were playin strip ping pong and sara lost. Then proceeded to strip naked for a very happy Jimmy

by Bobs December 24, 2004

Pinge

The genitalia of a trans-sexual, typically male - female
a conversion between penis and minge.

Dude, I was into this chick at the party until I found out she had a Pinge, so I falcon punched that shit and left.

by mahutumeke June 8, 2009