paralyptic snow angel

to be frozen in time--perfectly content.

It snowed at 12 A.M. tonight, after a few minutes passed, I made a paralyptic snow angel.

by Spray-Paint December 17, 2012

Parklan

A sexy best that usually goes along with a lexy personnel and 99% of the time fit together perfectly and have beautiful babies who grow up to be doctors but are prone to falling of bikes. But anyways parklans are very rare and when you find one unless you are a lexy or Lexyann you have absolutely no chance...

Suck it up..

P1: hey I'm lexy
P2: hey I'm parklan
P1: hey... How are you
P2: go out with me now!

by Accidentprone124522 December 26, 2012

Parallel Dump

When two males or females simultaneously take a crap while in bathroom stalls next to each other. This may include a friendly conversation between said parallel dumpers.

"Hey dude, wait up- I have to take a shit"

"I'll just go with you- wanna parallel dump?"

by Whateverdude August 31, 2013

Paralean

The perfect unsober state of happiness in which you are paraletic from drinking too much alcohol and perfectly lean from smoking a few spliffs

Dude he's absolutely para and he's about to go smoke he'll be buzzing once he's 'Paralean'

by Gtalbot August 20, 2013

paralucal

A club, also known to initiates as "The Membership Club". Unique in that, in order to join, you must already be a member.

Richard: What is it that you guys are always discussing?
Sally: I can't say, part of the paralucal club.
Richard: How do I join?
Sally: Are you in the membership club?
Richard: no.
Sally: Well then you can't, you have to be a member to join.

by Olracea VonDelorto November 24, 2013

paralystuffis

When you're stuck because you want to get rid of stuff that is too nice/expensive to just throw away, but is missing one small part (like a Batcave playset that's missing the Batman figurine), so you feel too guilty to donate it.

I tried to clean out the kids' rooms, but got hit with a bad case of paralystuffis.

by RicoDetroit April 14, 2014

parallel poop

When two people purposely choose adjacent stalls in a bathroom so that they may join in a conversation with one another.

When Michael and Vincent went to mexico they took a parallel poop while Catherine cleaned the bathroom sink.

by Adan is a loser January 7, 2015