Poohorn

To insert something poo-related into a conversation which is otherwise non-fecal

Me and Jeremy were just discussing the Gaza Strip when Jemima showed up and said, "I shit myself on a plane flying over the Gaza Strip a few years ago. "Wow", said Jeremy. "You really poohorned that in there".

by poohorn April 21, 2017

pooheadweeface

A brilliant roast when in heated arguments, diss tracks or rap battles

rapper1: your lips look like crizzpy bacon,

your mums tits 'bout to be shaken

rapper2: you're a penis and abnormally two-faced

overall you're a pooheadweeface

by greatroaster69 May 5, 2019

Pooheys

1. Filthy drink consumed by commerce/law fags

2. "Tooheys" - lets not speak this word again

Dave-o: "Robin you manwhore, your drinkin pooheys!"

Greg: "Man thats even more depressing than drinkin bitch fizz, i need some Chartreuse and some Woosta

Robin: "Hu-Ah"

by Dave-o June 20, 2004

The Great Poohdini

Perhaps one of the most embarassing events in one's life can be the revelation of your bathroom business to another individual or even worse, to a group of peers.

With this having been said, an effective recourse is eliminating the evidence of your presence in the ominous bathroom stall -- stinking the bathroom up with scents reminiscent of a three-week old rotting carcus coupled with other countless rancid aromas.

What's the magic behind these means? Simply lift your legs to conceal your footwear from other pesky pissers who are eager and willing to notice your kicks when egressing from your bowl blater.

Henceforth, the act of lifting your legs in a bathroom stall to conceal your identitfying mark of your shoes/pants, shall be herein referred to as "The Great Poohdini" - coined by Jonathan Walsh, April 28th, 2004 at the University of Scranton.

aka: "goin' legs up" or "David Crapperfield"

"I think Doc was steaming out a raunchy log, I couldn't really tell...the sumbitch pulled the Great Poohdini on me as soon as I opened the door."

"Drew, if you're gonna shit in the Weinberg bathroom, you better go David Crapperfield, or Dave might tell that hot bitch about your pungent deuce."

by Jonathan Louis Walsh April 29, 2004

Poohbear

A person, most preferably male with a honey brown tan. The key to a poohbear is their large dutfuck cheeks. They protrude from their upper jaw with a rosey red core. The poohbear breed of human dances with a metro sexual boing to his step. Poohbear is usually loved by younger kids and is found cute by girls. The poohbears lack of game is really where the creature suffers.

Matt: Look at that rare species of poohbear
Ben: I wish i was like that

by dutfuck3000 June 17, 2009

Prince Albert Poohoes

1. A Prince Albert Poohoes occurs when one farts into a butt plug, but the anal contractions restrict the fart from escaping, causing your head to explode.

2. A butt plug with a chain attached, connected to a Prince Albert dick hole piercing. When farted into, the resulting pressure travels the path of least resistance to the brain, where resulting explosion(s) occur.

"Hey guys, what happened to Maui?"
"What you diddn't hear? Trash gave him the Prince Albert Poohoes and his eyes popped out of his head!"

by Albert Poohoes April 5, 2013

poohface

someone who you love dearly and miss

the person that picks on you at home
the one who loves you, but never says exactly how much

hey poohface! what are you doing?

by hollywoodbitch! July 26, 2009