poo shivers

When you have to shit so bad you get goose bumps and begin to shake and shiver uncontrollably

"Dude, Jesse, let me out of the car, I have the poo shivers like you wouldn't believe.

"Ginger, thats disgusting."

by Jesse82 July 21, 2006

poo-juke

When you feel like you need to poop but only farts come out when you sit down to do your business. Your poo has "juked" you out, like the L/R-trigger move in Madden or an ankle-breaking crossover by CP3.

Me: "Damn, I thought that I had to take a dump, but when I sat down all that came out were farts..."

Friend: "I hate getting poo-juked, it takes half the fun out of pooping."

by Middle Child July 22, 2012

poo poo nigga

The type of guy who really fucking shit his pants with a stripe down his ass cheeks but says “nah dawg trust me i sat in that granola bar”

That nigga Jeff just went poo poo nigga call him out... he really putting in the time tellin’ me it ain’t shit?

by Only9Keys March 24, 2019

poo it up

to poo it up
the action of pooing it up

"Hey John, poo it up."

by R Rabbit 607 May 9, 2008

Poo Slinger

Noun. 1) A professional or amateur baseball pitcher who throws exceptionally slow or much slower than the average pitching speed of his competition.

Come on boys; let's rip this guy, he is a poo slinger!

by Texas Jack3820 January 7, 2011

poo cave

The crevice in a woman's anus just preceeding the large intestine. When she engages in anal intercourse, an accumulating loaf will retreat to the poo cave so that it is not destroyed by the erect penis.

Cindy clenched her ass cheeks tight just prior to anal sex, bringing the loaf into the poo cave, saving the male from shit dick

by Q bay bay February 24, 2011

Poo Spackle

The result of when you do a poo and it rockets out of your ass, spackling poo all over the inside of the toilet bowl as if a poo bomb went off.

Dammit, Jeff, why'd you have to go and leave poo spackle all over the inside of my toilet? Now it's all dried to the sides and when I flush, it won't come off. Grab a brush and start scrubbing my toilet bowl clean, you fucker!!!!

by GreatMightyPoo73 December 11, 2011