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When you feel like you need to poop but only farts come out when you sit down to do your business. Your poo has "juked" you out, like the L/R-trigger move in Madden or an ankle-breaking crossover by CP3.
Me: "Damn, I thought that I had to take a dump, but when I sat down all that came out were farts..."

Friend: "I hate getting poo-juked, it takes half the fun out of pooping."
by Middle Child July 20, 2012
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