Pole Vault

(Noun, slang)

1. The strategic rebound maneuver where you use a temporary situationship as emotional scaffolding to clear the “I still miss her” bar.

2. A no-future fling deployed in a moment of desperation to prop up your confidence.

“Bro, be honest… you and Kayla?”

“Bro, chill. I wasn’t cuffing. That was a pole vault. I cleared the bar, but I’m still not healed.”

by Sleekowl February 10, 2026

pole tax

An income-skimming fee --- levied for either your being of east-of-Germany descent, or your possessing a long round-bodied appendage between yer legs --- dat is collected to fund da installation and maintenance of tall wooden posts along da roads for supporting utility-wires.

If I volunteer to occasionally work on da DOE road-crew, practice abstinence, and can prove my UK-area ancestry, could I be relieved of paying pole tax?

by QuacksO February 7, 2025

Pole Buddies

Two women that have had sex with the same man

"You fucked him as well? Does that make us pole buddies?"

by Spingspong5 February 18, 2025

pole handler

Term used to describe the gay sport of skiing. This sport was founded in the early 1900’s when men wanted a get away to fondle each other without being seen. they would show their cock handling abilities by pushing themselves along with 2 poles..

Most skier’s can handle 2 cocks at once

Look dad there’s a pole handler, stay away from him son he is gay as they come, strap your board on and lets go

by SamStrothers February 23, 2025

Pole cat

Someone who doesn’t stop acting superior to everyone else. Constantly trying to cause issues for people. Unhappy with themselves due to being closeted.

You can’t out piss a pole cat. You mean Jett Stillwell?

by Olderbutwiser June 16, 2025

pole grabber

noun
1.
a total homosexual
"that dude is a massive pole grabber"
2.
a chick who cant stand but service every Johnson in a 50m radius
"watch out, she's a real pole grabber"

That pole grabber will suck your soul out.

by maxaine August 5, 2025

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole

Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.

“Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”

by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016