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White trash pet

An predominately untamed, historically outdoors creature which is kept indoors as a pet.
Dave has a litter of racoons in his house. He's keeping them as white trash pets. Hopefully, the DNR doesn't catch wind.
by Chowderhead34 July 24, 2011
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Teacher's pet

These are the students that the teacher forever adores. The sad thing is that they don't even have to get good grades they just do numerous things that teachers like, such as:

1) Making schoolnotes or the school website their homepage and then subtly mentioning it where the teacher can overhear
2) Buying a gift so expensive they wouldn't get it for their own mother and then subtly mentioning the price where the teacher can overhear
3) Studying all night long just so they wouldn't let the teacher down and subtly mentioning it where the teacher can overhear
4) Observing and yelling at all the troublemakers when the teacher is out of the room and subtly mentioning them by name and his or her own good act of trying to keep them in line where the teacher can overhear

Basically it's those annoying people that always stand by (figuratively) the teacher and mentioning their good deeds subtly where the teacher can overhear. I have also noticed that they are always the ones who come in with the "perfect" project which has all those weird features and everything lamenated and is soooooo creative that they somehow score better than an A+. I hate them so much. >:0
Teacher's pet: Oh, Mrs. Johnston I love that dress. I can't wait to take that test because I studied a long time but still got plenty of sleep and woke up soon enough to eat a healthy breakfast.
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Child-pet

When celebrities adopt third-worlders for kudos
Angelina takes her child-pet out for some media whoring
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glow pet

Magically altered pet that is luminated and fabulous. They will always love you.
Pillow pets suck, my glow pet is where it's at.
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Chinglish translation of the Chinese saying - 男人不坏,女人不爱. (Real meaning: Ladies like naughty men)

The phrase 'pet pet' means ass in Cantonese slang.

When used in full form, it means that if the guy is not naughty, he will not get ladies (or get laid)
Person 1: Eh, why is that jerk so popular amongst girls?

Person 2: Do you know boy no bad bad, get no pet pet?

or

Person 1: Why am I still single?

Person 2: Ayo you need to stop being a nerd. Remember, boy no bad bad, get no pet pet.
by Historia Rice February 3, 2022
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My pet named steve

My pet named Steve has come from the ancient god of YouTube.
by Huh huh huh huh. November 23, 2016
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my pet goat

read the amazon.com review of "my pet goat:"

287 of 292 people found the following review helpful:

Presidential material, through and through!, July 6, 2004
Reviewer: Lolla Fallujah
After reading the enclosed story "The Pet Goat," I was stunned by its lyrical beauty and easy cadence. The tempo, the choice of words, and the layout on each page captured my imagination so much that it took me about seven minutes to recover my bearings.
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by JenThe80'sFan July 27, 2004
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