penice

when a males penis becomes shivled due to the extreme cold, and can be likened to ice.
Painfully shrunken and frozen genitals.

"If that happened I would jump out my window in the harsh New England winter and run three laps around my house naked, and get a mean case of penice."

by sixthree December 7, 2006

Penised

The act of calling one's phone, and shouting penis before hanging up.

"Oh did you hear? Bill just got penised last night."

by Bluntz June 11, 2006

Penises

Either
Of very poor quality; highly inferior. Contemptible; despicable. Unfortunate; unpleasant. Being in a state of discomfort or unhappiness; miserable

OR

extraordinarily good; used especially as intensifiers; Of the highest or finest quality; exceptionally good of its kind

1. That waitress was penises

2. The girl I saw at the club last weekend was all penises

by B-Rok June 23, 2003

penilized

waking up to a giant penis on your face; usualy drawn with a black perminant marker

that nikka Rodney penilized me after i passed out on his couch

by GBL August 12, 2008

penies

a penis which, by virtue of it's decor or girth, is regarded as dainty or affeminate

That blue baby bonnet really accentuates your penies.

by Marcus Whafferton March 28, 2007

Penisenjoyer

A person who finds satisfaction from a deep appreciation of male reproductive organ or organs.

I have many cat, but I sure do enjoy penises... I think I'm a penisenjoyer.

by vvadrin January 19, 2009

Pengle

Used to describe a very strong, pleasant odour of Marijuana

Man, thats shits pengle

by AFEBR August 5, 2009