public option

...I don't know! I put this up here in hopes of someone filling me in. When Obama says "public option," does he mean private health insurance, like the kind I have now? Or is it another arm of the proposed nationalized health insurance?

'Fewer than 5% on public option?' That sounds ridiculous. Many people will keep their insurance they have now. If the public option is what I wrote above, then that number can't be right!"

by quixotic_blush September 13, 2009

Opticon

To con one into optically having rough anal sex.

Opticon: /me uses his opticon forces on Shadowkaster, anally raping him

by Ikarasu August 31, 2003

pubic option

overgrown hair in the nether region.

When I took of Beth's panties last night looking for a landing strip, I discovered she had taken the pubic option. It was way too overgrown.

by bullet88 August 19, 2009

cautiously optimistic

A euphemistic (yet silly) way of saying "worried". Most often said by those on national news networks.

Joe Boorman was cautiously optimistic on whether his wallet would be found.

by Smkngmgc June 15, 2004

Optimum Prime

a Transformer not to be confused with OPTIMUS Prime

Jackass.

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

Optimist

A fun ass boat that kids 7-16 sail. Its a boat that only holds one person.....don't put your Dad into it!!! lol

Look at his optimist!! (opti)

by Sailing Master March 23, 2007

THE Optimus Prime

While performing "Whoopie" with your partner, just before you are about to erupt, pull your penis out, blow all over the front grill of a semi, and run the bitch over with the semi.

The cops were impressed with my creative imagination when I conceived THE Optimus Prime, but not impressed with the clean-up and paperwork after the deed was done.

by Jack Macaque July 19, 2010