one beer queer 

A person who cannot "hold alcohol". Simply, one who is subject to the effects of alcohol quickly, most effectively in one beer.

Note, queer does not necessarily refer to the person's sexuality.

Jeff's a one beer queer. After a Bud, he was out.

one beer queer by Mark August 5, 2004

one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneck 

Covert expression for the male (possibly uncircumcised) sexual tool.
see: one eyed trouser trout

His best catches were when he used his one-eyed night-crawler-with-a-turtleneck as bait.

one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneck by sonni hopkins September 7, 2005

one of my lies 

a great Green Day song off their minor label LP 'Kerplunk'. Although, like much of Kerplunk is not as well known as their major label debut and follow-up, 'Dookie', it is still an amzing song. Was played at the now legendary Woodstock 94 performance right after Billie Joe had asked the crowd to do the wave, he then introduced the song as 'heres a song off one of our records that nobody has'

ally ---'ill pop keprlunk on'
will-----'great this album is awesome and underpeciated'
ally -----'yea i know, one of my lies is the best song on it
will-------'yea probably'

one of my lies by Nozza May 22, 2006

one wiper 

when you take a dump and are able to cleanly leave the toilet after only one butt wipe. Technically a "no-wiper" because the one wipe was just a confidence check. Living on the wild side would be rolling the dice and not wiping at all.

I was upset when I had to poop after I just took a shower, but I was less irritated when it turned out to be a one wiper.

one wiper by Merterer December 5, 2012

One Night at Flumpty's 

Another Five Nights at Freddy's fangame.
And no, not like the cheesy and unoriginal kind. It's done in a cartoonish yet well-done style, and the jumpscares are actually effective, in many people's opinion at least.
For more details, go check out the game yourself. It's free on GameJolt.

Random Idiot: Hey, did you see Markiplier play One Night at Flumpty's?

One Night at Flumpty's by Nuukill May 14, 2015

one-downer 

This person usually will have an even story or event worse than the situation you are or have experienced. The opposite of a "one-upper"

I was telling Maria about how I wrecked my motorcyle last week and Crystal, the one-downer, proceded to explain how she was in an accident and lost her leg, punctured a lung and apparenly the hospital food was shiite and came back to life as hedgehog..

one-downer by thomas curtis June 18, 2008

One Eyed Chewbacca

A fairly new slang term for vagina.

Her one eyed chewbacca is so nice!

One Eyed Chewbacca by Uark23 December 5, 2012