viennese oyster

The visual presentation of a woman's vulva when the legs are lifted behind the ears.

Those asian chicks sure don't mind doin the viennese oyster for a buck down at Pat Phong.

by peteofmelbourne January 16, 2007

( o Y o )

Way of creating a set of cans for people who only dream of the real thing.

Hey Geoff, check out the rack I can make with my keyboard because im such a pathetic loser and will never pull any ass because I play D & D all day, ( o Y o )

by PrestonF October 13, 2006

Bearded-oyster

Furry female anatomy with a slight aroma of sea food (also known as poon)

I can't wait to slurp on a bearded-oyster when I get back to port, arr-matey!

by Buht Sechs November 2, 2003

Angry Oyster

In the process of DP (double penetration) one man will be inserted in the woman's vagina, the other, her anus. The 'Angry Oyster' occurs when the two men's scrotums slap each other ferverently, giving the impression of the two oyster shells opening and closing quickly.

I don't care...just don't keep the Angry Oyster waiting!

by Garuman the Repugnant July 4, 2011

oyster fart

Descriptive term for the sound of semen and gas erupting from the anus after anal intercourse. Erutpions may also consist of several other liquids and cremes, some of these may include lubricants and sunscreens.

He filled up her bowels with his jizz, and she let out a huge oyster fart all over the cheap hotel sheets.

by Donald Atello November 7, 2007

oyg

oh your god. used by people who arent religious. mostly.

Person: OYG im bored.

by pyr0z April 24, 2005

OYG

Oh your God! What an atheist or robot says instead of "Oh my God!"

"OYG!", exclaimed Bender after Leela claimed she was going to elope with Dr. Zoidberg.

by Jules Patterson March 17, 2007