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its cold

what you say to a girl when their nipples are hard
hey baby, do you think its cold?
by v1 March 14, 2004
mugGet the its coldmug.

cold barney

When one freezes his or her feces and then uses it as a dildo.
My girlfriend always makes me remove my shit from the toilet and put it in a plastic bag because she likes to get off with a cold barney.
by Justin "Cheese" October 12, 2007
mugGet the cold barneymug.

Nigger Cold

The condition when the temperatures drop low enough to cause frost-bite therefore causing parts of the body to turn black.
After 10 hours of being exposed to nigger cold temperatures the doctor was left with no choice but to amputate Muddy Mudskipper's toes.
by luke_kills February 28, 2011
mugGet the Nigger Coldmug.

COLD Army

More on the COLD Army at http://www.coldarmy.com
by RavenLurks August 31, 2008
mugGet the COLD Armymug.

cold snap

The one cold snap we had before winter came at an inconvenient time.
by The Return of Light Joker October 17, 2009
mugGet the cold snapmug.

Cold Nigger

A nigger in the northern climes caught without one of those big gay parkas. Usually found at a convenience store buying large amounts of lip balm
Billy Bob- " did y'all see that negger back there at Bubbas Crack Pipes & beer store? He wuz bine owl da dam carmex. Now whadmeye gone dew bout mah code sower? Whas a dam darkie doon up heyere ennee waze? Dat po cold nigger iz sho ouda place up here in south dickota! Less go chase eem wit duh dowgs!
by Jay Buckwheat May 3, 2012
mugGet the Cold Niggermug.

head cold

Something that always seems to happen mostly around wintertime, especially Hanukkah/Christmas/New Year's just when you've firmed up your plans to see your family and/or friends. Often caused by idiotic, careless people who don't bother to contain their sneezes and coughs in a handkerchief or shake hands with the same hand they've just sneezed and coughed into.while they're hovering around you on the bus and/or train. Usually takes three days to catch after you're exposed, and makes you feel miserable for at least five days, with sneezing, coughing, stuffy and runny nose, sometimes a headache, and weakness. Yukkkk!
I just caught a bad head cold, so I can't visit Grandma for Hanukkah.
by pentozali July 1, 2008
mugGet the head coldmug.

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