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NOODLE NOSE

A PERSON WHO FREAKS OUT OVER EVERYTHING!!! A SPAZ WHO SMOKE EVERY 5 MIN OF THE DAY. WILL SLEEP WITH UR BOYFRIEND AND IS TRAILER ALL THE WAY!!!!!
by SEXY MAMA 4 OBAMA January 19, 2009
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noodle scratcher

fucking ada look at that boiler she's a proper noodle scratcher.
by mickey mottmuncher April 12, 2009
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noodle maker

A dirty Italian who eats a lot of pasta. Generally very hairy and overweight, possibly smells of alcohol. Most likely drinks.
"Shave your armpits, you stupid noodle maker!"
by spesh March 16, 2004
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noodle struddle

a toaster struddle's ugly half sister, except is filled with scriven.
Guy 1: i swear last night i bit into scriven when i was eating a toaster struddle

Guy 2: nah dude you were probably eating a noodle struddle
by Christinapk December 27, 2007
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Noodle a la mode

The sexual act of placing spaghetti noodles on a woman 's vagina and then having vigorous sex with it. When the noodles are all steamy and smooshed the male ejaculates on them. After this step they both enjoy a nice spaghetti dinner with homemade sauce.
That bitch actually wanted me to pay for some spaghetti at a restaurant when I made her some perfectly good noodle a la mode.
by MastadonWeindog May 17, 2011
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Noodle-brain

when someone is sooo dumb that there brain doesnt function properly, has a very bad memory that their brain is literally a bunch of noodles. (very mushy noodles
Alyssa: Omg i took a wiz in the bush over there...hold up wheres my dog
Amber: Alyssa your wiz stinks

Charlotte: Omg you forgot your dog you've been walking a leash

Both: your such a noodle-brain
Alyssa: duhhhhh
by dirty facts May 9, 2019
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Noodle queen

A guy who has long straight black hair and hang out with girls. Asians often eat noodles when it is rainy day. It's traditional. If he has long dark hair he could be noodle queen. He is not exactly feminine acting. He is more awkward and melancholic. He is not feminine acting at all but he has long hair. He hangs out with girls a lot.

He could be hiding his malicious thoughts behind women who are not a threat to man's world. He knows that guys love long hairs and won't hurt him only because he has that same trait as cover. As soon as he notice the suspicions are gone, he start to judge others as abusive men and he act like he is ultimate protector. Singers who sing the love songs could have that. He is hiding his desire to dominate but very frustrated and he uses trick that show himself as women behind women so he could look protecting but he is controlling women. Women who like to challenge to man's world could comfort by his fake act supportive. He is actually women hater and very dominating and authoritative so women who grown up and tired of being raised by dominating father could feel something is in there. He hate the world where he is in not because of his circumstances but because of his intention is not working which is huge or bigger than normal.
You guys see the noodle queen in campus?

Yeah it's like the end of the world, rain falling from the sky.

We need a Noah to build our ship to another school.

That's a good idea.

Hopefully tomorrow is rain and wipe out all the whiners.

God yeah
by Goodchild October 23, 2011
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