Noodle Sanchez

A floppy noodle that smells like poop.

Jonathon put his noodle Sanchez in another dude.

by Casey317 April 27, 2022

Thick Noodle

An asian person who is thick

Person1:that asian girl is thick asf!
Person2:ya, she's a thick noodle

by LasianMac May 20, 2018

Noodle Kitty

Someone who accepts a marriage proposal before the proposal is even made.

Claudia: So guy's guess what? Matt proposed to me and we are going to be getting married next Thursday!

Darlene: You just met him on-line a week ago. You are the biggest noodle kitty I know.

by Claudia von Schaussenberg July 30, 2009

Noodle rub

When you rub your finger through the hole on your pants

Person 1: “what’re you doing?”
Person 2: “I’m giving you a noodle rub.”

by Concludedspade November 1, 2020

Noodle Smash

When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.

Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.

by theblondebomber April 29, 2009

Bland noodles

Sandritas favorite food

Sandrita: I don't want bland noodles for dinner

Ryan: Yea ya do!

by bojzzle July 8, 2010

Slapping the noodle

This terms also means to jack off or masturbate when slapping the noodle it is important to note that penis is usually long but skinny like a noodle

Hey! I just finished slapping the noodle

by Spanking that June 3, 2016