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metro-sexual

metro sexual is a modern enlighted, sort of renaissance man. Secure and confident, capable and cool, typically well educated and stylish. Heterosexual with a twist,not gay by any means,but he prob. has a few gay friends,can easily be mistaken for gay by rednecks and jock types. the only straight guy in a fabric store or antique shop who is not being dragged there by a woman.
the men who actually watch Queer Eye for style tips
by cbyerchic February 12, 2005
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Sexual Intercourse

When a man puts his pee pee in a womans hoo haa and they make some motherfucking WHOOPEE!
I am placing my flaccid penis into the woman's barren vagina in the hopes of creating something called a child...
by JJizzle January 10, 2005
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sexual frustration

A build of of stress, due to lack of sex.
see also blue balls.
by nic P November 2, 2004
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sexual starfish

When 5 guys take their penises and ejaculate into a circle, the semen forming an adhesive in the shape of a starfish
Bro, what happened at that party last night?
Oh it was so crazy, some really gay shit happened, we even did a sexual starfish.
by Sexual Starfish November 28, 2015
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Laura sexual

a person that is sexually attracted to leena al gorilla, pewdiepie, and any other fictional or non fictional character.
boy: are you lesbian?
person that is laura sexual: nah fam im laura.
by yaoiiiiiii November 22, 2020
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Sun sexual

Sun sexual means you fantacise about the sun and would like to date it...
Its used in a sentence when someone says they love the sun

Example:

SUSAN: i love the sun
Jack: so you sun sexual?
SUSAN: Yes!!!
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sexual splasher

verb., when woman has an orgasm so intense that vaginal fluid splashes all over the surrounding area, leaving the male or female soaking wet from abdomen to thighs or lower legs and at times even more. Also called the mattress flipper because the mattress becomes so wet that the only way to lay on it comfortably afterwards is to flip the mattress and apply new sheets. Ussually only occurs in women who are uninhibited and enjoy the noises accompanying uninhibited sex and screaming when it feels so intensely good that they can think and/or feel nothing else but what is happening to themselves and sometimes their partner.
He pounded her so deep, yet touched her gently while speaking words of lust and/or love, which resulted in her having multiple sexual splashers as orgasms during one intense sexual experience.
by LiveNLearn February 8, 2015
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