Newberry Chia Pet

when one saves up their shit for at least two days. The have their partner were fishnet stockings, and proceed to take the most massive shit in the stockings. Thus causing the shit to string out like the hair of a chia pet

Nate,"Man i hooked up with this chick last night with fishnets."

Doc,"Yeah, did you give her the Newberry Chia Pet?"

Nate,"You know it!"

by Doc Warren July 1, 2010

Newb

The term Newb started being used in US Navy, by sailors in the Seabees (CBs) rate during World War II. Seabees would call new Seabees NewBees. Navy Veterans like M.E. and others started calling new players on SoCom Newbees, later it was shorted to Newb.

Just bodied this newb in socom; Don't camp you Noob;

by Newbmakercreater October 6, 2011

newbie

that guy in my class lol

he just transferred,hes such a newbie.

by decides to die April 21, 2007

newb stick

This is asian guy named Joseph Lee In Mr. Morgan's 5th Period AP Biology class.

Your a newb stick Joe.

Joe(I'n Korean):Yeah I know. =

by Julie Nyguyen January 14, 2008

newbian swan princess

A person who has noob-like qualities, but does so in a graceful, and almost pathetic or sickening manner.

"I see you just lost your ear to a level 6 hammer pali, you newbian swan princess. I pity you and your household."

by "Frollo, Lord of Destruction" April 21, 2008

newbie alfredo

a sweet fake name to have when you're committing crimes

Gayby~ Mannn who the smurf spaghettied my pimp mobile??

(his imaginary friend) I bet it was that damn Newbie Alfredo!!

Gayby ~ awwwhh Snap im calling rick ross and jamie foxx Miami's gonna hear about this Poop

by Doozie July 20, 2009

Newbie

Man who works in video store, and talks very fast

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah what was that newbie
Yeah yeah yeah yeah i was about to do that

by kracks mcstiff June 12, 2009