second rate mate

someone who will only hang out with you if they have nothing to do, and are very bored. usually apart from this they will rarley speak to you

Jenny's new boyfriend was busy on saturday so she relied on her second rate mate to watch a movie with her.

whenever im bored i can rely on my second rate mate rob to come over and keep me company

by lifes.two.short May 16, 2006

serial killer material

A phrase to describe someone with a single awkward mannerism in an otherwise perfect social demeanor.

Steve: You know, Bill is a really nice dude. I can't find one single flaw in the guy's attitude.

Martin: Yeah, but when he held the door for me this morning, he gave me that weird grin of his.

Steve: Oh yeah, he's totally serial killer material.

by TBrownz October 9, 2008

fucking joke mate

An expression of despair at the situation at hand. Usually used in exasperation when all other logical explanations of a particular predicament are no longer valid.

Chap 1: Well, we seem to have an awful lot of problems and those responsible seem to be doing very little about it.

Chap 2: Yeah, it's a fucking joke mate.

Chap 1: Mugs.

by tip2 September 22, 2011

sea turtles, mate

An explanation for an event that one cannot, or does not wish to, explain in a logical way.

Originated from the Pirates of the Caribbeans franchise

How did you escape the island?
Sea turtles, mate.

by yardnoc July 6, 2015

mate

A male companion to share beer and sports with.

Me and my mate go to the PUB every Friday after to work to have a beer and watch the footy.

by The Slater November 4, 2003

pizda materina

mothers vagina- yugoslavian swear word

Plaèaj mi 10 èukov! (pay me!)
Idi u pizdo materino! (go to the mothers vagina)

by Mitja Rek July 15, 2003

Mateo

Polynesian name for Matthew. Used as a comment for something amazing, great you've just seen.

Mateo=unbelievable

Mateo!!! this chick has the most massive tits I've ever seen in my life !

by Francesco June 13, 2005