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by mestikon January 12, 2024

Misbirth

A word used when a woman's child dies during the pregnancy or birthing process. Originally said as a replacement for Miscarriage by a man with a headache.

I am sorry ma'am, you seemed to have had a Misbirth.

by Algich December 7, 2023

Masticate my Mast

Eat my dick bitch!

Girl when u gonna masticate my mast

by Clitresort February 19, 2024

miscious

Both mean and malicious

Barry gets really miscious when he's angry.

That was a miscious roast.

by gulagbaconguy March 29, 2024

Masticate a phallus

The classy version of eat a dick

You sir may go masticate a phallus

by Samtionary May 10, 2024

mastiss

A female that lives in the mastic/Shirley area of Long Island. Mastiss' tend to have a lust for cheap booze, cheap reservation cigarettes and mid 90's ford Taurus'. They tend to either be slightly overweight while stuffed into cheap Kmart jeans or crackhead skinny with purple hair, random bad face piercings and poor dental hygeine. Usually unwed with a child or two.

Damn! Look at those mastiss' over there sitting on the hood of that rotted '93 taurus. They're sharing a bottle of thunderbird and some clipped rez smokes!"

by Jerry Haglividi May 21, 2024

Masting

One who masts is somebody trying to force an erection via pumping blood into their penis using their mind. This in reference to when somebody is "full mast".

This can help train people (especially those with erectile dysfunction) to be able to gain and sustain a boner.

I woke up this morning and started masting to see if I could get it to stand up straight.

by SoyDawgSaw December 13, 2024