bridget the midget

The sexiest person on earth.

Bridget the midget is scratching herself.

by Mr.ghan February 19, 2018

Cohens a midget

The shortest boy you’ll ever see

Cohens a midget!!

by A sink December 12, 2019

midget unicycle

When you pay a midget to let you fuck his armpit.

Midget: what do you want to do
Kevin: I want to go crazy
Midget: we could do the midget unicycle

by Cert Andy June 7, 2016

midget dictator

A tiny human with the intense desire to rule everything and everyone around them.

She is such a midget dictator

by Hotmamats December 20, 2016

Midget Spinner

The act of laying on one's back with an erection, then having a midget take said erection in anally to then also lay on their back and be spun by the man laying down

A: Yo, how did the date with that chick go?
B: Pretty well, by the end of it we did a good ol' midget spinner
A: Damn bro

by A disembodied leg of big size December 19, 2021

Midget Paddle

A very important object, used for many things, such as :

a paddle for midgets in case of a hurricane
a paddle to balance random object on
a paddle-acting as a bat in activities such as apple baseball
a paddle-acting as a microphone

a paddle-doubling as an instrument

an all-over entertaining object.

Friend: " Ay mate, you bring the midget paddle tonight?"

Me: " Yea of course, the party wouldn't start without it! "

by Ninjamorning November 10, 2012

dookie midget

basically someone who is short and smells like shit, or someone who doesn’t wear deodorant. this can also be a compounded roast:WHATS UP YOU FRICKING TOSSPOT BANGER DOOKIE MIDGET JIBHEAD

person 1-omfg josh did you wear deodorant??? you smell like a dookie midget!

person 2-i was in a rush ok!!! i forgot.

person 1-that’s fucking nasty man, stay away from me

by hehehe_idontlikekiwi June 5, 2022