self-message

Business jargon for to tell oneself, admit to oneself, remind oneself. Can also be used in a non-business context.
Best deployed in the tone of cold, calculated impersonality so beloved of financial types.
Also useful for the handwringing mustn't judge self-help sector
Ryan needs to self-message that running a million dollar a week loss is not a sustainable business proposition.

Rhonda, I think it would be great if you could self-message tha t maybe continuing your meth addiction isn't the optimum life choice for your 8 children
by Portmagee May 20, 2012
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self-message

A business/psychobabble jargon alternative to "tell oneself". Best used by people who want to fool others into thinking they are

a. Extraordinarily efficient and professional
b. Entirely empathetic and non-judgemental
"I think Bill needs to self-message that his turning up drunk to the weekly efficiency meetings is entirely inappropriate"

"I think you need to self-message that selling your children into slavery is not a viable solution to your financial issues involving access to crack"
by Portmaguese July 12, 2012
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goobledygoo message

A message left on a mobile phone while in a hurry and under the influence of alcohol, large amounts of marijuana or a combination of both.
Hey Stu. Left you a goobledygoo message.
by rasheem3 August 17, 2008
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High Message Maintenance

Applies to someone who constantly needs to be messaged, via Messenger, WhatsApp etc.
Tania has such high message maintenance that I'm constantly on the phone messaging and can't get anything done.
by Jules350 November 14, 2019
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Feeler message

The art of posting a status, snapchat story or other non-personal story in the hope your crush will see it and message you.
I didn't want to message her first, so I sent out a feeler message in the hope she would see it and message me.
by Stardrive450 June 23, 2017
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Auditory Message

An amazing alternative rock band formed by four 16-17 year old talented boys from Imst. You shoul definetly go on their Instagram: @auditorymessage and check their stuff out! They also have a YouTube Channel called Auditory Message.
Check them out, they’re awesome.
Dude 1: Dude do you know some awesome bands?
Dude 2: I know one called Auditory Message, you should definitely go and check out their Instagram!
by PanicAtTheDiscoRoach August 27, 2018
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away message activist

some one who believes their away message can change the world (or the outcome of an election)
Tom: Did you see his away message? "If you vote for Obama, you'll go to hell."

Dick: What an away message activist.
by dsunavypa November 06, 2008
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