Melon

A melon is a word typically used to describe someone who has done or said something stupid.

John: Oh no I just shit my pants.
Harry: Wow you are a melon.

by Right in the bum May 17, 2016

Meloni

Neofascist italian politician, proclaims herself to be a woman, a mother, a Christian. She thinks that people spreading hate towards lgbtq+ community are actually exercising their rights.

A: DDL Zan wants to spread gender ideology in schools!

B: you must be voting Meloni, yes?

by Penguin00 November 21, 2021

melon grab

grabbing a women's breasts, or melons if shes holding them

hey lambchops can i grab your melons, melon grab

by alfonso_hueso June 7, 2009

Water melon

A food usually accompanied with fried chicken, and usually eaten by black people.

DAYUM NIGGA, I'Z BE NEEDINZ SOME WATER MELON.

by kitkahtz April 2, 2009

Wet Melon

When a female licks a man's scrotum until they are dripping with saliva and he then smacks her across the face with them.

Dude I told this chick to tongue my nuts and then I gave her a wet melon!

by kyle jarrell May 13, 2005

mellon

to decrease the breast size of

"I'm going to mellon you with a plastic knife if you don't shut up."

by master141 February 19, 2009

Carnegie Mellon

A prestigious university established in 1900 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, famous in the fields of engineering, robotics, and computer science. Known to have a lot of nerds, geeks, Jews, and Asians - this is a nerd school. Tuition is ridiculously high, but most of CMU graduates end up making 6-digit salaries after landing a job.

Generally speaking, both the girls and guys in CMU are rather unattractive and socially awkward. The CFA (College of Fine Arts), however, is a different story. Those girls are hot.

Girl 1: "With the student body ratio being 65% male, a girl's gotta have it great."
CMU Girl 2: "Nah, not really, the odds are good but the goods are odd."
CMU Girl 3: "Welcome to Carnegie Mellon."

CMU Guy 1: "Man, all these fugly engineering and computer science girls in my classes make me wanna turn gay."
CMU Guy 2: "Nah, there's hope, here comes that cute design chick..."

by Pittsburghing December 22, 2008