melvin

An Extremely Ugly Girl

That girl is such a Melvin... I would not touch her with a 40ft pole

by Andrew Rosenzweig March 23, 2007

Melvins

1.) The earlier of the modern term a wedgie or wedgy. It is defined primarily when a perpetrator goes behind an individual (normally a male), and yanks the underwear band up so as to get a major percentage of the underwear in question up the buttocks crevice. 2.) The results of insufficient wiping of the anus and surrounding areas thereof, which entails the common term skid marks (manure streaks in undergarments). 3.) The sensation that leads a person to conclude that A.) They are experiencing a less than fresh ass. B.) May have an undeterminate dingleberry remaining in the rectum, anus, or quite conceivably the less than desirable buttocks region. C.) Gives the false impression of the presence of Melvins, when, in fact, the nerve endings in the bottom of someone's ass are being affected by anal perspiration, or the tingling feelings caused by butt, or, pubic hairs, perhaps both! This may cause great anxiety with people on a date and those that are anticipating a potential sexual encounter.

High School Shenanigans: "I got that dork, Myron, and gave him the 'Melvins' so hard that it changed his singing voice!"

Laundry Person: "That bastard might be rich, but I wash his funky, stanky drawers all the time. The worst is when I run across his shorts and they have unremmovable 'Melvins'!"

Nervous Male: He was rather confident in his speech and demeanor, however, Joe the Maintenance at the Retreat near the city center, was overtly concerned about his 'Melvins'! He hoped that there was a restroom nearby so he could deal with the moist and sloppy feelings there.

by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 29, 2008

meepin

A member of the organization known as Meepins.

Did you see that crazy Meepin hit that awp shot?

by ` Akatsuki February 12, 2005

Musty Melvin

The act of fucking a Woman(or man) in the anal, then putting a lightbulb in to see if enough electricity was created to light the bulb.

Rudy, did you give your girlfriend a musty melvin yet?

by Are Tee January 20, 2009

Melvin

Very skinny and gay. Has a small penis. Acts strangely as if someone is always out to get him. Extremely paranoid, maybe because he is gay. Likes popular brands and spending money on them. Probably spent a lot of money on a house that might unfortunately burn down at some point.

Guy 1: Oh my god, my house burned down!
Guy 2: You must be a Melvin.

Guy 1: Dude I can't take it any longer! I have to come out of the closet and be gay.

Guy 2: You must be a Melvin.

*Guys goes to a store*
Guy: I would like to buy Gant, Levi's, Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Peak Performance and Ralph Lauren.
Cashier: Dayuuuuum son, your name gotta be Melvin.

by bigfagnamedmelody January 23, 2019

Quaker Prayer Meeting

A very silent group of people. Often used to describe the silence that befalls a group after some profound news is revealed to them, or when faced with a bewildering situation.

The party sounded like a quaker prayer meeting after Charlie announced he had cancer.

Our class turned into a quaker prayer meeting when the professor asked us to describe quantum physics.

Is this a quaker prayer meeting? Somebody put on some music!

by Kaptain Krotch February 23, 2007

safety meeting

for people who work in bars, everyone sneaks to the side for as little time as possible to take a shot and then returns to work as if nothing happened.

Bartender: "Safety meeting!"
Everyone else: runs to the end of the bar, pounds a shot, returns to work.

by supasta8301 November 14, 2011