Matix

Someone who is smart, beautiful, short.

Do you see that matix? She's short

by Short ass October 24, 2020

Matriot

A person who loves, supports, and defends the earth and its interests with devotion.

Of country, patriot. Of earth, matriot

by lisasan December 7, 2011

matrices

Plural of Matrix, an array of NUMERALS.

Divide the matrices to find the quotent trifactor dividend to the matrices quo quotent numerator guhguh guhguh gullible

by larstait October 13, 2003

matricide

killing your mom. Yeah, just killing your mom. Your birth mom. Yeah, you stab you're mom its matricide. You choke her, it's also matricide. Hey emo kids, now you go write in your blogs about commiting matricide because your mom "doesn't get you". yeah, now you don't have to call it "killing my mom". yep.

Dude, Matricide. I need seven more letters.

by freekin gay kid May 17, 2006

Framily matriarch

-noun

1. Female foundational member of a framily unit. This woman usually has outstanding culinary skills and doesn't mind using them.

2. A woman of outstanding character that facilitates the framily gathering.

3. A motherly woman of culinary brilliance that shrinks when angry.

Dinner was astounding! I think Paula Dean could learn a few things from our framily matriarch!

Thank God for my framily matriarch! Without her I couldn't have afforded a vacation this year!

I am thankful for my framily matriarch: Mother to all Misfit Children, she who shrinks when she's angry, buys Christmas decorations in July, grills a mean London broil, turns vegetarians into carnivores, cooks for all us with love and gives each and every one of us a place of home and sense of family regardless of our situation.

by achilles866 December 8, 2009

Manatee Matriarch

A "Manatee Matriarch" is the dominant fat bitch, amongst a group or heard of grotesque obese women. This dominant land walking sea cow is usually the most socially developed and least shy to do ridiculous things. It is important to identify the "Manatee Matriarch" when taunting a group of fat bitches, for the "Manatee Matriarch" is the most likely candidate to thump you to the ground, should she manage to catch you.

"Don't piss off that bitch, she's the manatee matriarch".
"Look at that heard of land walking sea cows! Led by the manatee matriarch".

by The Crimson Adder July 7, 2009

Mattix

A Mattix is a wild spirit; usually a male. Can be temperamental and known to have a short fuse; also referred to as a 'Mattitude'. In the same sense, Mattix is loving and affectionate. A Mattix has an old soul and a big heart. The temper with a Mattix is worth the love you will receive.
(Love, Mom)

"That Mattix is a hell-raiser, but he sure does give good hugs."

by BoyMom3 December 21, 2016