Macca

Macca is the preferred nickname of one whose second name begins with 'Mc' or 'Mac'. Usually preserved for tossers with red hair who go to university to look good.
See wanker

Hear about Macca last night?
Yeah he's such a gobshite

by Handy Man April 7, 2005

maccom

Man who lost his leg in a car accident and so put his immensely large penis in place of it. Continually getting into fights when he gets aroused (that's when the "kicking" begins).

Here he comes, walking down the street. Gets the funniest looks from everyone he meets. It's Maccom.

by ...yes March 3, 2005

LADY MACBETHING

Washing your hands after masturbating on your period.

"What, will these hands ne'er be clean?... Here's the smell of the blood still: all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand... Wash your hands, put on your nightgown; look not so pale... To bed, to bed, to bed!" (Lady Macbeth Lady Macbething, Macbeth, Act 5, Scene 1)

by Lady MB November 20, 2016

Macco

A very nice, kind, and loving person. Every one wants to talk to a macco

"Thank you very much for being such a macco."

by Bigmac898 June 11, 2018

macca

a sandwich filled with a combination of ingredients which, while possibly delectable on their own, combine to form a particular unattractive mixture, eg. peanut butter and cucumber

"You're not really going to eat that macca, are you?"

by caroline June 11, 2004

macca

One who leaves forums to garner attention and pity from forum members.

"I'm leaving this forum forever!"

"He'll be back in an hour, that guy's such a macca"

by somedude1111 April 22, 2007

Maccum

Verb, To do a maccum!
To Switch of the heating to save money even though it's brass monkies in the house!

He's done a maccum! Northen Cunt, It's Fuckin brass monkies in here!

by Chinktoff November 12, 2007