by Him Almighty June 16, 2011
Get the Mail Snail mug.when you call someone and have a conversation with what you think is them, but is actually their voicemail.
by skm7227 April 18, 2010
Get the Voice mail fail mug.When one sticks their junk in the mail slot of someones door until someone sees it. Usually a sick prank
Person 1: Hey you know that barber shop down the street that Person 3 owns?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: I totally junk mailed it while all his customers were in there.
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: I totally junk mailed it while all his customers were in there.
by TuriGuiliano April 25, 2011
Get the junk mail mug.When you want to interact with someone in a nice friendly way, but they try to get more out of the exchange than you want to give.
Named for those times you go to the family get-together and your Aunt Mabel wants to kiss you on the mouth.
She still thinks you are, like, two years old and doesn't think you notice her mustachio.
If she just gave you a hug, or a peck on the cheek, that would be fine.
But sometimes she looks like she is just going in for the hug ... and then plants a big sloppy one on your mouth. Gag!
Named for those times you go to the family get-together and your Aunt Mabel wants to kiss you on the mouth.
She still thinks you are, like, two years old and doesn't think you notice her mustachio.
If she just gave you a hug, or a peck on the cheek, that would be fine.
But sometimes she looks like she is just going in for the hug ... and then plants a big sloppy one on your mouth. Gag!
You: Hey Johnnie! Where is Gladys?
John: We don't hang out anymore.
You: What?! You two were really good friends. What happened?
John: She pulled an Aunt Mabel on me last week. We were just having fun together and then she tried to escalate the situation.
John: We don't hang out anymore.
You: What?! You two were really good friends. What happened?
John: She pulled an Aunt Mabel on me last week. We were just having fun together and then she tried to escalate the situation.
by UNCL Joe November 30, 2018
Get the Aunt Mabel mug.noun - Describes any annoying e-mail that includes a "confirmation link" which most online companies or organizations will send to you if you wish to subscribe for their membership services. It will usually cause a new internet browser window to open after clicking the link included in the e-mail. In extreme (but humorous) cases, this could cause slow system response if the computer has too many applications running, or if the person has searched for excessive amounts of porn with their computer.
Person: Yay I subscribed for ultimate porn
Oh I have a confirmation e-mail. How annoying.
*clicks link*
OH NOES! IT OPENED A NEW WINDOW! D:
*Computer crashes* (Due to excess porn or outdated hardware)
T_T I hate it when a new window opens unexpectedly
Oh I have a confirmation e-mail. How annoying.
*clicks link*
OH NOES! IT OPENED A NEW WINDOW! D:
*Computer crashes* (Due to excess porn or outdated hardware)
T_T I hate it when a new window opens unexpectedly
by IleikyouTeeHee October 29, 2009
Get the Confirmation E-mail mug.A general term used to describe midweight metallic armors worn by fighting men up until the Renaissance. Mail armors consist of small, overlapping pieces of metal but lack large, solid plates found in heavier armors.
Chainmail: armor made of interlocking metal rings.
Scale mail: medium armor made of small, overlapping metal plates, resembling the scales of a fish.
Scale mail: medium armor made of small, overlapping metal plates, resembling the scales of a fish.
by KingPhoenix February 20, 2005
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amazing, funny, wouldn't trade him for the world
not:
annoying, weird, crazy, mentally unstable
amazing, funny, wouldn't trade him for the world
not:
annoying, weird, crazy, mentally unstable
by xxoxymoronxx April 29, 2019
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