When an intoxicated individual consumes too much food, and then begins to secrete a turd-like substance out the mouth, resulting in a turd shaped vomit. It is often found leaving serious skid marks
by bighorse123 February 26, 2011
Get the Mouth Turd mug.(the opposite of 'work mouth'). Language accidentally used on a construction site by workers with children at home.
Construction worker, accidentally dropping hammer: "whoopsie daisy".
Other workers: "ha ha - you have a kid at home don't you?"
construction worker: oh fuck - was still using my kid mouth.
Other workers: "ha ha - you have a kid at home don't you?"
construction worker: oh fuck - was still using my kid mouth.
by AngelinFlames March 8, 2011
Get the Kid Mouth mug.-blistering and soreness of upper mouth and tounge.
-the condition one must endure after consuming too many sour patch kids.
-the condition one must endure after consuming too many sour patch kids.
by elyk rehctub July 11, 2011
Get the Patch Mouth mug.A person who runs their mouth like they know what they're talking about and they're in the right when in reality they are dead wrong and misinformed.
Characteristics of a jabba-mouth
1. Extremely stubborn
2. Won't admit being wrong even when they are
3. They get angry when people disagree with them
4. No tolerance or respect for other opinions/beliefs that clash w/ their own
Characteristics of a jabba-mouth
1. Extremely stubborn
2. Won't admit being wrong even when they are
3. They get angry when people disagree with them
4. No tolerance or respect for other opinions/beliefs that clash w/ their own
John: The sky is blue
Jabba-mouth: No it's not it's brown
John: It's a known fact and anyone can clearly see.........
Jabba-mouth: F**K YOU DOUCHEBAG IT'S BROWN!!!!
Jabba-mouth: No it's not it's brown
John: It's a known fact and anyone can clearly see.........
Jabba-mouth: F**K YOU DOUCHEBAG IT'S BROWN!!!!
by Capri211 July 28, 2011
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Get the broccoli mouth mug.I mouth wrestled his raging yogurt slinger while parked in the driveway of his mom’s house.
As she bent over to draw up her knickers, her beautiful brown dirt star was winking at me like a ladyboy on a Thailand street corner so I buried my face deep into her brown town and mouth wrestled her tangy fart box.
I mouth wrestled her clitoris so long it was engorged like a pink jelly bean.
Wow broh. I can’t believe how many promotions you have received at your work. You must have mouth wrestled your way to the top.
As she bent over to draw up her knickers, her beautiful brown dirt star was winking at me like a ladyboy on a Thailand street corner so I buried my face deep into her brown town and mouth wrestled her tangy fart box.
I mouth wrestled her clitoris so long it was engorged like a pink jelly bean.
Wow broh. I can’t believe how many promotions you have received at your work. You must have mouth wrestled your way to the top.
by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021
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