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Mitch Hart

Biggest bullshitter the world has ever seen. Mainly lies about girls like how many he's slept with or how many he's been with, kissed, met and messaged and so on... Most likely vapes and thinks he's a gangsta by also smoking cigarettes and weed but shit weed by drowning weed with tobacco. Not only does he think he's a bad man and a ladies man he's a ginger orangutan who has a massive orange caterpillar as an excuse of a moustache with a lesbian like haircut. Watch out ladies!!!
Boy 1: Last night i fucked about 50 girls
Boy 2: yeah okay Mitch Hart
by Cutegurl76 April 18, 2016
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Mitch Middleton

A proud yam yam with a 11 inch dick who is the biggest stud in the Black Country and also a leading member of West Brom hooligan group section 5 and has a strong hatred to any wolves fan villa fan or any American.
Don’t fuckin mess with Mitch Middleton he’s the toughest man in the black county mate.
by Shsgshsgsh May 30, 2022
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Mitch faced

Eat so much meat your profusely sweating and your eyes are bigger than your stomach
Let’s go to dinner and get Mitch faced
by Bee 1406 July 15, 2022
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mitch

A man- bitch a code word for calling a man a pussy basically
Hey did you see that nigga jason he's a straight up mitch
by xXDeGrEeZz March 3, 2016
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Mitch McConnell

The act of freezing up and forgetting what you were saying.
Sorry I forgot where I was going with that. I just had a Mitch McConnell moment.
by Richard the curious July 28, 2023
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Cock Block By Da Big Mitch

A swift and brutal blow to ones relationship on the bus driven by only anger found deep deep down in ones inner demons. One is taken from there lover and repurposed never to hold or kiss again. This can sometimes cause a man to take action into their own hands but only to be further punished by the Big Mitch.
Did you really get a cock block by da big Mitch
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Mitch

Mitch is the sexist, kind hearted, funny, hottest man you will ever see. He always knows how to make you feel wanted and appreciated by him. He knows EXACTLY what he’s doing in the bedroom and will always leave you feeling satisfied and wanting more. He will even get you a towel…if u know what i mean ;) you really can’t go wrong getting yourself a Mitch for the long haul.
Wow!! Mitch you are so sexy, I’m taking you home tonight.
by Babyygurr January 29, 2022
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