London

The cultural and political capitol of the UK. Visit in winter when the tourist aint there.

London is at it best in November, fewer americans

by Blackflag January 27, 2004

longovonge

the act of savagely penetrating a lady's baby factory

dylan had some longovonge with Clamidia Junction's (CJ'S) clap infested snatch,( aka "gettin' busy) lord how i pity him.

by mitchell"3lb."koch February 15, 2005

Longoni

A tool of a Master Control operator, who has severe OCD. He has to use designated pens for each day. He says he has no money but spends it all on gambling. He calls everyone HOCE and complains about life, and always shows you pictures of his dog Fenway.

Quite being such a Longoni.

by Dr. OZ Phil March 18, 2013

longoungolongousbilicongogus

The sexual act of penetrating your or your partner's ass with a long gong filled with cum

Yeah bro I totally longoungolongousbilicongogused her last night

Sick man

by Russian Helicopter June 9, 2020

[lingolingo]

A fantasy language whose words are based off every known human language. Means you are either intelligent or you aren't being understood.

"You got an A on the test? You must speak lingolingo or something."

"What did you say? I couldn't understand it. You must be speaking lingolingo."

by TheKidWhoInventedLingolingonia September 30, 2008

London steamer

Farting in an elevator while masturbating.

On my way back from the bar i gave my self a london steamer, sharted, and left my underwear in the hotel elevator.

by Roughnhungrydonkey847 May 18, 2015

London Sasquatch

Having sex with a old british lady with a hairy vagina, preferably in her 90's and on her death bed

Hey bro sorry about your grandma

Don't worry she got her dying wish

Really? What was it

Doing the old London sasquatch on her

by Barkleyman05 March 31, 2016